Heaven Nose - What Happened?

If there is something I really miss at this point in my life, it would most definitely be that one letter. It is inoperative and elusive - and it has been for quite some time. I really shouldn't eat hunched over my input device. Crummy stuff is jammed underneath the button where it sits - I can hear the crunching sound every time I punch it, and there is some springy resistance coming from within. Since the pressurized gas doesn't help, I've tried everything, even resorting to violence. I fear that letter might be gone forever. We've have had some good times, me and that letter. I'll better learn to live without it. Such as using the word industrial action instead of stri....