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11/30/2013

Earthcakes: The Lazy Person's Guide to Cooking

 

The way I'm approaching it, there is not much to the art of cooking. It's not even an art form, but basically throwing some things in a pot, and stirring a bit while heating it. I'm a lazy person with the taste buds of a four-year old. If there is too much metamorphosis in cooking, too many different stages, I won't have it in my kitchen. I don't want to watch a caterpillar turn into a butterfly - figuratively speaking. That's how much I hate the long-winded reaction chains of chemistry. And cooking is basically chemistry, but a more harmless version of it, like riding bumper cars instead of driving an SUV. Yes, there are similarities, and sometimes, like in a lab, you should wear a protective coat and goggles when you make gravy or tomato sauce. But unlike chemistry, most of my cooking is idiot-proof.

As I said I like to throw things in pots, colorful things, things that make a splash at the bottom. And I don't like to utilize more than one pot, because who's gonna clean that? So with the way I do things, there is limits to what I am willing to sacrifice in the name of cuisine. Usually I'm already hungry when I start the preparation, so it mustn't take too long, otherwise my drool becomes part of the dish, and no one but me will enjoy that ingredient. Yes I am a selfish cook, I cook for myself most of the time, and hubby is trained to like what I like. Minimalist rice dishes, potatoes, or highly elaborate noodle dishes (you know, the ones from Napoli or Bologna..). The stuff I make supposedly tastes good; that's what people have told me. But can it ever be as good as a dish by someone who is willing to sacrifice more than one pan for the sake of the taste adventure?

My answer is yes, it will taste just as good, but it will never be as flamboyant to look at. So if the way things look is important to you, don't hold back on using the baking forms shaped like little stars. And sprinkle little green things on the plates before you serve them. People go nuts for those. And do something with the sauce and a tooth pick to make it look like culinary lens flare. And dear heavens, don't you dare forget to serve the Pinot gris with the rice dish. Because nothing says pro like a glass of wine.


That's one of my specialties. Rice dish - Balkan variation. One pan: Secret ingredient: cream.
It interacts with the rice and makes my taste buds happy.

One of my other specialties. Pork roast: one pan: Secret ingredients: time and more time.
Also a dash of malt beer never hurts - or the real thing, if you're the adventurous type.



Bon appétit.

11/06/2013

My NaNaWriMo Experiment


Initially I had some doubts about participating in this year's NaNoWriMo. Would I be able to do it again? Last year's story took a lot of preparation, and I basically had every small piece of it figured out months before I started writing it. I drew charts filled with all kinds of character data, gave each one of them a background, an origin story with childhood memories, a set of life experiences that explained how they became that person. And even though none of that was part of the actual storyline, it was for me to know, and to see them in my head as real persons, not stereotypes, who would act in a way that was consistent with who they were. I went for it and added trivia, such as body height, weight and hair color, even dental info and I thought about which actors would play them in a movie (knowing what they sound like helps me writing dialogue).

This year, I'm writing a prequel about the things that led up to last year's story. Some of last year's work still comes into play. But since I didn't have the time to prep for the other stuff, there is more freedom to explore what happens between crucial plot moments, and some of the new characters are developing as I write them. Some might say that that's not the way to do it. You need a plan, then write. I agree that having a plot outline isn't nearly enough. Although I like the process of winging it, some of what I write already turns out to be editor's food. I have no trouble filling those pages, but some of it lacks direction or amounts to drivel that could have been avoided. Certainly those unplanned moments can always lead to new ideas to explore for another story. And the fact that not everything is purposefully lined up is an awesome writing experience for me - if only to know that I'll never ever do it like this again. We'll see. It might very well be that on November 30th I'll end up with a lot of words, and none of them adding up to a viable story.